Oh sweet, Roland, you made a movie about Catal Hoyuk! I’ve always loved studying one of the earliest neolithic sites dating from 7500 BC! Wait, what’s that? You’re talking about the fucking Mayans? You seriously just said that the Mayans are the oldest civilization? Roland? ROLAND!! Put down that Highlights magazine and pay attention, I’m trying to ask you a question.
Here it is. I think Roland Emmerich might have gone off the deep end, Michael Bay style. His follow up movie to this one will most likely feature multiple super novas exploding around colliding galaxies that are all being sucked into a super massive black hole. And there will be tidal waves. AND it will be somehow be historically inaccurate.
Holy crap, I wasn’t even watching my score!